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Sorry to BadBoots fans (aka: All people)
May 25, 2006 at 18:01:29
We here at BadBoots are sincerely sorry to our many, many fans about the small number of updates that have taken place this year. We have many ideas that we are ready to put through the machine. Many updates soon!
-Posted by Peni-

Some Systems: GO
November 02, 2005 at 20:33:26
The site was redone for no reason, because we still have no new content. All the code was redone from scratch to make it more efficient.

We have added 2 videos to badboots. There is also a comments page for each video and article, so feel free to share your praise with us. We live to inspire your world.
-Posted by Peni-

Systems Back Online
January 26, 2005 at 21:23:08
That was a close one, but our systems are back online and here for your viewing pleasure. Although we aren't exactly sure what happened, we have narrowed it down to 3 conclusions:
My hypothesis was:
1. We got kicked off the internet for kickin so much ass.
sliznut's hypothesi were:
1. Someone was jealous of our supreme talent, so they hacked our site.
2. The world found out how great our site was and everyone decided to visit it at one time, overloading the servers.

Whichever one of these it was, we are blessed to be back online to do our part for earth.
-Posted by peni-

Deadly Tsunami in Asia
December 30, 2004 at 19:24:24
The latest on the devastating tsunami in Asia: New evidence suggests the disaster could have been avoided. An exclusive interview with a local dog wizard reveals a touching story and turn of events that led to almost total destruction. Find this story here.
-Posted by peni-

Forgotten and New!
October 19, 2004 at 01:20:02
We forgot to post news about our latest article A Humble Suggestion. Go ahead send me hatemail I dare you.

Also we got a new article which should be ready in a couple of days. This article will be the funniest thing we have posted yet but not the funniest thing we shall ever post. Like Peni said the forum is open so drop in and post some shit.
-Posted by sliznut-

new news
October 18, 2004 at 22:41:13
the site's forum is up and running. knock yourselves out.
forum
-Posted by peni-

Lots of Updates!
September 11, 2004 at 22:43:12
First off, we have our first article up besides the test article. You can find the article here Hefty Scale.

Also we had a badboot sighting tonight but were unable to capture a picture of the elusive lawn mower driver. Much like Sasquatch his existence has yet to be proven. This individual was riding a lawn mower down a residential street at 10:30 at night. When we grabbed the camera and followed in pursuit in our vehicle, he was nowhere to be found. I kept looking for his big farmer hat but saw him nowhere. From behind us, we saw the lights on his lawn mower turn on for he had hidden in a dark corridor, stealthily eluding us. He promptly flipped us off and drove off into the night. We tried to turn around but by the time we got to where we saw him he was gone. (the names in this story have been modified to protect the innocent)

In other news, we are working on a secret project codenamed "scrotulon." More details will be released later.

I know all you badboot readers out there are anticipating the site forum which is 75% done. The forum will include the ability to post messages, which is groundbreaking technology originally developed by NASA. (kinda like the foam mattress you see on tv)
-Posted by sliznut-

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