Ever go out with friends and see girls that your not sure how to describe? You know the ones. Kind of fat but not fat enough that you wouldn't sleep with them. Even BadBoots run across this problem from time to time. Thats why we here at BadBoots.com have engineered a way to describe these women. We call it the Hefty Scale.

Now a single Chick who is a little overweight is known as a hefty. But for the most part hefties run in herds because they feel more secure this way. Sometimes they can be mistaken for the offensive line for your local football team. But do not let this discourage you. There is a way to determine whether or not you can have sex with her and not get made fun of a lot by your friends.

In the diagram below you notice that there are two ways of measurement. There is the "Heftness" and then the "EOC". We will first discuss the Heftness scale. In its current form there are three classes in the Heftness scale: Small, Medium and Large. Large is usually off limits. But Medium can be a judgement call based on the ratio of heftyness to hornyness divided by how many people know that you have slept with her M=(H/h)/P.

Next we have the EOC. The EOC, which stands for Ears Of Corn, is given by judging how many ears of corn the current subject could eat. This method was developed from watching hogs eat corn. Just as the increasing size of pigs eat more corn so will the increasing size of heftys. EOC is more accurate in detail of the actual size of a hefty but takes more calculation time.

So next time you head out with your buddies remember these two forms of classifications. It could help you make clutch descisions.