
A Humble Suggestion
First lets start off with a few facts to support my arguement. I will draw on these facts to prove why my suggestion is a good and should be put into practice These facts are 100% correct and are from credible sources.
fact: In 2000, 1.31 million pregnancies were terminated by abortion in the United States.
fact: Some 2.1% of all women age 15-44 had an abortion in 2000
fact: Abortion is one of the most common surgical procedures in the United States.
fact: Baby fetus tastes great.
1.31 million babies were terminated in one year. After they are terminated the fetus is simply thrown in a dumpster. Just like everything else in american culture today we waste stuff like its going out of style. Why not be more like the indians who conserved and used everything they had. The Indians were in tune with nature. I bet ya an indian wouldnt of wasted that fetus. They would of picked it up and ate it raw as was the indian custom. We all know recycling is good so why limit it to just trash.
Not only is it recycling to eat a baby fetus it is also from an economical stand point a billion dollar industry. Look at the picture below.

As you can see baby fetus plus a hamburger equals dollar sign. Its just as simple as that.

Think of it this way. The mother who has her baby terminated is paid for her fetus. This creates a whole new job which will help our economy and unemployment. Mothers everywhere will be aborting their babies to make a little extra cash. Then the fetus is sold to a corporation like McFetus, Fetus King or Arbys. Where it is then sold as a delicous fetus burger to millions world wide.

mmmmmmmm....thats good fetus
And best of all Baby fetus taste great. If you have never had a good smoked baby fetus then brother you havent lived. Plus Baby fetus is healthy for you. It is high in protien and fiber and low in carbs. So as you can see all in all eating baby fetus's just makes sense.
Article by Sliznut
Posted on September 20, 2004 at 23:11:05
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